by Go Nuts for Donuts October 24, 2015
The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
by King of the Crest August 30, 2022
by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021
A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".
by BigBlueWeenie November 05, 2021
by craig and jesse April 29, 2024
I can't wait to drink some tangy crest because I hate myself, hopefully it doesn't get to salty from my tears.
by Gabafool March 06, 2022
Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.
by Timithin November 25, 2020