butt crest

The top, or peak, of your butt crack.
When Laura bends over, you can see the crest of her butt. It's her butt crest.
by Go Nuts for Donuts October 24, 2015
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royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
by King of the Crest August 30, 2022
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Crest Hill

It is shaped like a gutted torso that is huge obesity and is a sexual zone.
My girl is like Crest Hill!
I bet she likes it
by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021
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Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".
"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"
by BigBlueWeenie November 05, 2021
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red crested niggletoad

a relative of the poison dart toad and a sub species of the niggletoad
WOW! a wild red crested niggletoad
by craig and jesse April 29, 2024
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Tangy crest

A terrible drink made by a couple of knuckleheads. Consisting of lemonade and rumplminze.
I can't wait to drink some tangy crest because I hate myself, hopefully it doesn't get to salty from my tears.
by Gabafool March 06, 2022
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Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.
by Timithin November 25, 2020
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