Crest

I want no pity or anything from any of you

When your friend wants you to pity them but they trying to be dramatic to get u to pity them.

Samantha: I want no pity or anything from any of you
Me: oh my god Samantha, don’t be such a CREST.

by yaitsyaboy June 12, 2019

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

On crest

A term developed from crest toothpaste for an individual who is noticably white.

He is on crest
That nigga on crest

by Ikillkneegrows October 24, 2017

Crest

The area slightly above the crotch

That gentleman tickled will’s crest gently with his tongue.

by pattfm March 5, 2018

Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 5, 2021

Crest

a common spelling mistake for create but fuck it

i wanna crest a new language

by cbandz69 October 18, 2021