fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.

Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.

by Goody1 December 12, 2007

crescent guy

A person (male) who belongs on Crescent Street in Montreal. Though exact defining characteristics are elusive, one is always sure when one meets a Crescent Guy.

Wears too much cologne, smells better than most of his female friends and grooms too much. Looks like every other douchebag on Crescent Street.

I asked for a pic and he sent me the most blatantly posed, looking-off-into-the-distance picture I've seen in a decade. What a fucking Crescent Guy.

by anticrescentguy September 12, 2009

La Crescenta

La Crescenta is a boring city that has three main groups:
-Armenians
-Asians
-Minorities (White, Mexican, etc.)
Full of wannabe gangsters and druggies. There are so many that La Crescenta was on the news.
Super boring and cops have a fun time busting kids.

Pass the WEED... shit it's the cops dip bro dip!
La Crescenta

by kushmaster123 January 6, 2019

Crescent fresh

Commonly used hippy jargon, meaning overly passive and unproductive.

President Obama is so Crescent fresh the way he borrows money from other countries and gives it to unproductive drug addicts already overly coddled by the welfare state. So cres.

by populationcontrol April 26, 2011

crescent wrench

While doing anal the partner sit and spins.

Last night was crazy! I threw that crescent wrench at him.

by Nymphiniti August 22, 2014

Crescent Fresh

To feel clean in the vaginal area. Crescent being in referance to shape of a woman nether parts.

I'm not feeling very crescent fresh today, maybe I should get some Vagicil."

by Jennifer Marin August 26, 2010

crescent roll

When you use the loose flesh of a partner to wrap around your penis.

She had so much flops it was like a platter of crescent rolls just waiting to be stuffed.

by Brain Freeze September 14, 2018