creamy quinoa

The yellow rubbery chunks in semen that occur when a man doesn't ejaculate for long period of time. It's caused by sugars and proteins that coagulate because of excess testosterone that hasn't been released through regular ejaculation. The appearance of this type of semen resembles the delicious yet pretentious cooked grain qiunoa in a disgusting cream sauce.
After three weeks of abstinence, Jeff jizzed creamy quinoa all over Susan's face.
by Zubra April 01, 2018
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Creamy nags

A ladies underwear when becoming sexually aroused, therefore creating a froth which left becomes similar to cream. Particularly in hot conditions
'she's well into you mate, she's got proper creamy nags just looking at you'
by Dmac89 May 14, 2020
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Creamy People

The creamy employees of an office whose talent knows no bounds.
"Stuart, Alex and Jimmy are the creamy people, you cannot exclude them from the meeting!"
by 0Rc0 June 25, 2020
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Creamy Kettle

When you get tossed off in a steam room or sauna. If its public or private is down to the tossers disgression.
I went to the gym with this girl and she gave me a Creamy Kettle in the public steam room. This bloke was blates watching us though
by IXI_EmJay_IXI December 12, 2010
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Creamy Cleveland

When someone has diarrhea and performs the "Cleveland Steamer."
That Creamy Cleveland I had last night totally cleared my sinus'.
by Aliandel December 05, 2010
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creamy memey

When the taste of hot flowing dank surges through your body
I am expiriencing a creamy memey right now
by Totallydankmemes November 07, 2015
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Creamy Rim

1. A physical state of being or condition when a person's anus needs to be randomly wiped free from a slippery debris, usually consisting of a fecal and sweat amalgamation.
The casanova stopped right where he was walking on the hot steamy pavement. He was deep in though. He scratched his temple and adjusted the seat of his designer jeans. “Oh man, I have creamy rim! I need to find a place to wipe myself, right now!”
by Nigel Nutsack October 01, 2007
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