Creamy Drumstick

Female penetrating herself vaginally with a chicken or turkey leg.

Becky, overflowing with spiked eggnog and poor life choices, executed a creamy drumstick as a party trick at the company Christmas dinner.

by ShmarienBerry December 29, 2019

In a Kerfuckle.

In a Kerfuckle: When you have a fucked situation specifically involving things of a sexual nature.

Example. I'm In a Kerfuckle. I popped out my discreet sex toy...set it down...I lack object permanence...it's now lost and kids later might find it. Not even my kids. RIP.

In a Sentence. "SOS. I'm In a Kerfuckle this morning...send help...might lose my job."

by ShmarienBerry January 12, 2025