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Craig

Craig
When I'm not around boys be talking Craig...
by JesSea J December 14, 2021
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Craig

Craigs are jocks and classic ladies men, and could never be mistaken for a nerd. Craigs love cryptocurrency and positive reinforcement from friends and family. Hanging out with a Craig is always comfortable and never awkward. Usually very tall with dark hair and tanned skin.
Craig, did you sign that proposal yet?
by equties November 23, 2021
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a verb, meaning to list something on Craigslist in order to get it out of your life.
"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
by kingferdinand May 4, 2010
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craigful

i did 500 push up today so i am feeling very craigful
by Lil mango man July 7, 2021
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Craig

Craig has a huge cock, let him hit.
"Omg gurlll i just fuckked Craig and now i have a lung puncture, im legit dying rn."
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The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.
by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019
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