Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019
Get the The Craigmug. 
The act of trying to look like a baller by willingly spending the money you were supposed to pay your moms back with on something you shouldn’t have.
I know dude couldn’t afford that dirt bike, he must have craiged it.
Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!
Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!
by Jknnnnn June 16, 2020
Get the Craigedmug. Craig has a huge cock, let him hit.
by notcraigatall November 23, 2021
Get the Craigmug. The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual
by Keyaun December 1, 2022
Get the Craigmug. by Lil mango man July 7, 2021
Get the craigfulmug.