Caged Wisdom

1. Faux-philosophical musings.
2. A celebrity's shameless attempt to reap positive publicity following a brush with the law

After Martha Stewart's release from prison, she started selling her caged wisdom in the form of a new television program

by Paps May 24, 2007

Craggy Island

A fictional island off the west coast of Ireland. It is where the Channel 4 sitcom Father Ted is mainly set. They say if you're heading away from the island, you're heading in the right direction.

"Father Ted, Father Dougal and Father Jack live on Craggy Island."

by Georgeyy April 12, 2008

Craephus

Craephus is a big and strong barbarian dragonborn. She has an ice breathe and can freeze anyone instantly. She is funny and nice. If you have a Craephus in your life, don't let go of them.

1. Wow Craephus, you froze all those boxes Messiah lit up!
2. Craephus just froze all these kobolds in one shot! She'll keep them for later.

by Cosmic Toasties May 14, 2021

boston crag

An oral sex position requiring a woman laying supine with her head off the edge of a bed. The male partner then, grasping her ears or preferably pig tails, proceeds to have intercourse with her mouth.

I didn't trust her dirty cooch so i gave her the boston crag.

by seeper27 December 20, 2009

Cock Cage

Alternate word for Chastity Cage.

My wife locked me in a Cock Cage.

by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021

Out of the Cage

A synonym for wild. It means crazy or insane. Usually super fun.

(While snowboarding ) "Duude that jump was out of the cage"

"That trip was so out of the cage"

by Kiddooddle April 18, 2018

aggro crag

a treacherous mountain with many obstacles such as falling boulders and snow which 3 challengers had to face as the last event of the nick show GUTS! players had to hit 7 buttons and a final one at the top. the first to do so won the piece of this majestic "crag"

guy1:that argentinian kid won the aggro crag
guy2:nah he missed that one light after he got bouldered
guy1:what a narc
guy2:yeah, i wanna bang moe

by azzata January 7, 2006