Cactuslaflame

Cocktus Giganticus

Female: Saarth gave me his Cactuslaflame in bed last night and it is humungous

by kaisermonke February 17, 2021

Kinky Cactus

Something that has unclean and distasteful qualities. In a social situation and have unfavorable characteristics something that you wouldn't want to be.

Morgan is not only a Kinky Cactus, but also a DSKC
dude! did you see that Kinky Cactus yesterday? yeah, she's weird....

by a67Aperture January 9, 2013

black cactus

Black cactus is a crazy killing machine that destroys everything in its path. Except Popsicle sticks 🌵

He is the highest ranked player in this lobby. he must be a black cactus.

by Beg4Hegg January 21, 2015

shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus

" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "

by eat more pies May 28, 2015

Crabtits

A very pasty individual who rarely washes, hordes rapidily depreciating cars and wears flannel.

"Have a look at the horrid crabtits person, he/she makes me want to vomit"

by Dr. Know-everything December 7, 2009

Cactapus

a mutated cactus with 8 limbs

cactapus : a mutated cactus with 8 octopus like legs that roam the sky hunting for invisible krill

by abearproductions September 18, 2010

Boner Cactus

When you cock grows small pointy hairs all over it and resemble's a tall cactus

DUDE! I think jeffy has BONER CACTUS.

OMG no way.

by Hitler's cat April 30, 2009