Cracker is a game played between 2 or more people with dicks. A cracker is placed before each crank and on the count of 3 the participants race to ejaculate on their cracker. The last one to complete the orgasmic release must eat everyone else's spooge covered saltine.
Dude! You lost! Eat that jizz covered, crispy bread! You suck at Cracker! Maybe you should take up sucking dick!
by Mandrew March 14, 2016
Get the Cracker mug.American slang for a Southern white man, used as a slur to suggest white trashiness, an uneducated, low-class or poor man. Derived from those who would distill moonshine liquor from fermentation of dried, cracked corn.
"You know, they think that because of who I am and where my political base has traditionally been, they may want me to go sort of hustle up what Lawton Chiles used to call the 'cracker vote' there." - President Bill Clinton, 2008. on Larry King Live (CNN).
by allelulia April 25, 2016
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by morbitek. November 3, 2013
Get the Cracker mug.Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it
Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
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Get the Cracker mug.1) (brit. slang) crazy or insane
2) a small kind of firework filled with powder, which explodes with a sharp noise or with a series of sharp cracks.
3) one who breaks open, into, or through, as a safe, a secret code, or a barrier.
4) a thin, crisp biscuit.
5) one who throws out or utters with smartness.
2) a small kind of firework filled with powder, which explodes with a sharp noise or with a series of sharp cracks.
3) one who breaks open, into, or through, as a safe, a secret code, or a barrier.
4) a thin, crisp biscuit.
5) one who throws out or utters with smartness.
by MidKnight Outlaw June 13, 2008
Get the Cracker mug.A term commonly used in Miami in reference to an authoritative figure such as the police, government, or officials within the government that is able to exercise police power(s).
Hey bro you were supposed to be here 2 hours ago, what happened?
I pulled out of my complex & the crackers pulled me over for speeding thru a red light.
I pulled out of my complex & the crackers pulled me over for speeding thru a red light.
by JB-305 March 12, 2014
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