Cracker

When White people just do to much and shoot up schools.
You: " I can't believe how I wait for two years just for that cracker paint job name trump gets elected for office... White people are just high way too much."
by 2kwill March 10, 2017
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cracker

A small, very dry, square treat made of refined flour. Some crackers have salt sprinkled on top; i.e. saltines. Most have tiny holes going through them--not sure why, though
These crackers are making me thirsty!
by Dula Monster December 25, 2006
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Cracker

Someone who is full of themselves and won't engage in any illegal activity. Most commonly used in South Ireland
He's a bit of a cracker. He won't even talk to you unless you call him by his full title. Like who's going to say Mr Gordon Konrad Sarasti Mochizuki Everytime.
by Mr GordonKonradSarastiMochizuc November 07, 2019
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Cracker

A small crispy thing (usually of the square shape) that is a vehicle for salt and your choice of assorted herbs.
He ate a cracker that had salt and basil in it.
by Bluemonster2112 October 15, 2013
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cracker

A really great band! Led by singer/guitarist David Lowery.
Cracker does songs such as Eurotrash Girl, Low, and One Fine Day.
by ashasdjkkjaakakk September 12, 2007
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crackeritis

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.
Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis
by rlaux, fwu July 07, 2010
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Cracker

Dya want cheese on your cracker.
by Hesaid July 24, 2003
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