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Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth Constant states that the first 30% of any YouTube video can be skipped as it is irrelevant.
Go to YouTube - pick any video and skip to 30%. Rewatch the whole video and see if the bit you missed at the beginning adds anything. If not the Wadsworth Constant is in action.
by GFEDCBA4321 October 2, 2011
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constant chimer

A person who constantly "chimes in" during a time when he or she has no business being in the conversation. This typically occurs when a person feels that they are being left out of the topic in discussion. In fear that the conversation will lead to other topics that they know absolutely nothing about, this person will say something everybody already knows to try and make oneself seem relevant to the conversation.
Kyle: "Yo man, I'm gettin' sick of these bitch-ass penalties being called every sunday."

Jason: "No kidding. On the reals, Goodell should be fir-"

Tim (Not only is he pulling an inappropriate chime, but hes cutting off the other person): "They are ruining the game!"

Jason: "No shit you dumbass. Why do you think we are talking about this in the first place? So put those two cents back in your pocket and shut the fuck up!"

Kyle: "Yeah man, you don't even watch football..Goddamn constant chimer."
by TheKidWithKnowledge December 7, 2010
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copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.
The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.
by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007
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special constable

A Special Constable is a volunteer member of the public who when on duty wears a police uniform and has full police powers of arrest, etc. In 2003 there were approximately 11,000 "Specials" serving with police forces in England and Wales.
Three police officers were deployed to the incident; two regular officers and one Special Constable.
by PoliceSpecials.com November 29, 2004
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Constacrack

Where the human butt crack is always showing, even when said person is standing up straight.
Did you see Alice the other day? Man she had a bad case of constacrack.
by Albatoss February 18, 2011
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Douchebag Constant

1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)
by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010
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Roth's natural constant

Roth's natural constant by M. Roth (*2003) is defined as b=0 as an assumption for every too complicated mathematical equation with parameter determination.
Find the coordinates of P (a+1|1-2a|2a) which has the distance d=3 from the plane A: 4x-4y-2z=2.

Answer: a=b=0 because you have no idea what belongs in there so you use Roth's natural constant for a.
by fml_whatidohere January 10, 2022
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