cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015

Ottering

The act of travelling away from ones home in search of previously unkown drinking establishments. Only turning back towards home when last orders are called.

The term "Ottering" is derived from the real ale "Otter" which was discovered on the first ever trip in 2009

"I went Ottering last night, and ended up in Cornwall"

by OtterShandee October 22, 2009

Cornering

Cornering (v): The act of lying down and wrapping one's body around a right angle. The person should fully extend their legs and arms in attempt to be "one" with the angle itself. Right angles can include but not limited to: walls, statues, buildings, furniture, curbs, or anything that could potentially be swaddled.

Man, Jordan was cornering so well we thought he was actually part of the wall.

by jspensir July 8, 2014

coastering

To burn a CD with files (usually warez), that have some security protocols in place or to burn a corrupted file making the CD unusable, and thus a coaster.

Don't try to burn that game man, I tried last week, it kept coastering.

by Daragaaz December 3, 2007

Cartering

Originating in Northern West Virginia near the pan handle. It means to intensely glare, stare at a female of another race for sexual gain.

Tyrell: "Dayum! Did you see that tits on that fine ass white girl?"
Dave: "Chill man, you Cartering heavy right now."

by #MrWipeMeDown April 19, 2011

crittering

Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."

"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"

"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."

"OPOSSUM!!!"

by BeatHippies July 21, 2008

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

by matt-leics April 14, 2004