pornflakes

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

by chrispyq March 8, 2013

California cornflakes

Another word for cocaine.

My partner in crime got me a bag full of California cornflakes for breakfast.

by Trevor Harris August 1, 2008

Mexican Cornflakes

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES

To get the fuck outta someone's business

Fuck jimmy GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES

by Savage frnchfry August 1, 2016

Rape your cornflakes

A word to define anything negative, can be used in a variety of context.

"I will rape your cornflakes!"
"I was playin MW2 and this guy raped my cornflakes."
"Wow, you look like someone raped your cornflakes. You okay?"

by that short kid May 10, 2010

pornflakes

A low budget porno shot in a grocery store.

DID YOU SEE THAT OLD FUCK EJACULATE CORNSYURP IN THAT PORNFLAKES VIDEO?

by bunnymoney August 21, 2011

CORNFLAKES

The act of going up and catching passes over a defender in football.

We're gonna get some CORNFLAKES on you!!!

by Philip Rivers 17 December 16, 2009