Benedict Cockblock

A name coined by comedian Adam Carolla to describe a male who cock blocks other males.
Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.

The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.

link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-6m8i5fkc

A Benedict Cockblock is guy who goes to a bachelor party and then tells his wife everything that happened.

or

A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.

by dudeiwatedforyouman March 3, 2009

Dream cockblock

When someone or something wakes you up from a dream where you're about to screw a hot chick

"Damn man, my alarm dream cockblocked me today."
"Yeah me too, 'cept it was my mom vaccuming."

by irtv rthvjei September 24, 2011

COVID Cockblock

The quarantines interference in getting you laid.

Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.

Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.

- we were COVID cockblocked :(

by JosieRock May 21, 2020

clockblock

to tell the time before anyone else gets the chance to; similar to the cockblock, but for the current time, not penetration

Derpina: Guys, what time is it?

-race to check the time-

Derpington: It's derp o'clock.
Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is!

by no_lyf November 19, 2011

Cockbloctober

the horrible, emotionally taxing, sexually frustrating month that is between the klaine fandom and Glee episode 5.

Person 1: hey did you hear about the klex on glee?

Person 2: YEAH! hjdgfjkdsgf;dfhjd hnngg too bad i have to suffer through cockbloctober first.

by klainersgonnaklaine! October 4, 2011

Cocklock

When someone sticks their dick in a gloryhole and the person on the other sides grabs on and doesn't let go

Tim: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
John: "I was cocklocked in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes"

by Shoinks May 10, 2020

cockblock

1. To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.

2. abbr. Cockblocker(n.)

I was putting the move on this chick and Ralph showed up and cockblocked me.

by Anonymous February 6, 2003