coolsies

A "cute-ified" term for cool; similar to calling a sip of beer "a sippy of beer".

It's really coolsies that you went to the mall.

by Nora Kay Figi April 8, 2005

wiffle-clogs

The alternate name for the most hideous footware since earth-shoes, Crocs.

Hey did you see that dirt-bag hippie wearing the tie-dye wiffle-clogs drooling. What a tool!

by AstrgldepdxJack May 1, 2008

cooger

A old lady prostitute.

Old man : 8:00 Tonight okay?
Old lady : Okay.
Little kid : shes such a cooger.

by Shrubs February 2, 2009

coog

A shortened name for a cougar which, in this context, means an older woman who likes younger men.

Have you ever seen Billy's mom and her boyfriend? She's gotta be 20 years older than him, what a coog.

by brouhaha June 20, 2009

Cooged it

(Verb) When a team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Derived from the Washington State Cougars knack for consistently losing games in crazy last minute situations. Used universally regardless of what team does it.

"Can you believe how Oregon lost yet another Rose Bowl?"
"Lol! They freakin cooged it!"

by Whiskey Bob March 12, 2010

cogsucker

A play on cocksucker aimed a cyclists.

Jeremy and his cogsucker buddies are doing another ride this weekend.

by murphyj May 30, 2018

Clogston

A man who sells clogs by the ton. Or is very well endowed who clogs women.

clogger western mass clogston

by Doodieballss March 31, 2009