coochenis lover

A person who is attracted to a person who has both male and female reproductive organs.. in other words a person who thinks hermaphroditism is a turn on.

Pat: So, is bob going out with a tranny now?
Sam: No.. I think heshe is actually a hermaphrodite...

Pat: OHHH So bob IS a coochenis lover!!!

by She Who Flies With Pegacorns December 2, 2009

Coocheese

When a sweaty fat woman pulls apart her vagina lips and they resemble the pulling apart of a grilled cheese sandwich.

These bartenders are gonna have some nasty coocheese after this shift.

by Goochgobbler July 18, 2020

coaches award

usualy assigned to the worst player on the team to rise him/her own confidence, although most everyone knows tey will never go anymore athletically

coaches award was given to joey, he didnt play all season

by 54twgerhgtwsregrer July 8, 2009

Coochiesniffer

Penis

He plays with his coochiesniffer all the time.

by Jacqui72 October 27, 2008

Bumping coochies

Bumping coochies means having sex between a man and a woman

My friend told me she was bumping coochies with this guy from the bar.

by Yinkayink4 May 10, 2022

Coaches award

Basically the sporting equivalent of the "Teacher's pet". Usually (but not always) awarded to the worst player on the team. Common characteristics of kids that receive this award are a good attitude, courteous & considerate, willing to help pack up, and determination despite obvious physical and technical shortcomings. Sometimes it will also go to the kid with the hottest mom.

I knew Jeff was getting the coaches award! He's always sucking up to Coach Taylor.

by FirmButFair October 1, 2019

cochese

When half the bowl pack has been smoked, and your already to high to finish the rest.

"holy shit lennon you cochesed ."

by Sexbombomb April 7, 2016