Stripper Convention 

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity

damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.

Stripper Convention by <3Weed October 19, 2009

man boob convention 

the secondary response to the question, Tipy Toe? Meaning are we leaving?, but not letting the other people you are with know you had a plan to go if the party, or hang out spot, sucked.

Me and tom were in the pool when he called Tipy toe, it sucked so bad i instantly called MAN BOOB CONVENTION, and we left without prompting anyone.

man boob convention by Mathew Kiley October 18, 2008

Geneva Convention 

American toilet paper.

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?

Geneva Convention by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009

ass-tag convention 

The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.

"I forgot my towel in the shower and had to use my roommates. Hopefully he observes the ass-tag convention."

ass-tag convention by Octoclod September 17, 2013

Furry convention

A nuclear test site.

Hey, can you bring in the nukes? I wanna test a nuke on the furry convention

Furry convention by DankestDanker August 24, 2021

Klan convention 

What it looks like at Wal-Mart in rural America.

Damn bro! I'm not going to Wal-Mart, it looks like a Klan convention in there.

Klan convention by Jeff C. February 28, 2005

furry convention

A fun place where furries will gather to fun and do horny things ,make friends, buy stuff and DON"T EAT THE PIZZA THERE there is a lot of fun thing to do there

Jerry: hey dude do you want to got to a furry convention with me

Joe: sure, do you think they will have pizza there
Jerry: DON"T

furry convention by ALL.THE.SINGLE.FURRIES. May 16, 2022