Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

Defined-contribution plans

Defined-contribution (DC) retirement plans allow employees to invest pre-tax dollars in the capital markets where they can grow tax-deferred until retirement.

Simpler Explained: A defined contribution plan is a common workplace retirement plan in which an employee contributes money and the employer typically makes a matching contribution

Essentially, they are retirement plans that companies may offer as a benefit in which you, your employer or both make contributions on a regular basis.

The most common examples of defined-contribution plans are the 401(k) and the 403(b).

by tufs October 6, 2021

contribuate

To contribute without meaning to

Did you contribuate to killing that goat?

by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

Conure

a very loud creature that likes to bite.

"that conure won't stop screaming"

by rhettttttt November 28, 2018

Couric

A unit of measure for fecal matter. One Katie Couric is equal to approximately two and a half pounds of excrement. (From South Park season 11, episode 9.)

1. Randy Marsh took a crap weighing 8.6 courics, beating the previous world record of 7.5 courics.

2. Oh man, I feel so much better now, that crap felt like it was 2 or 3 courics!

by klopek007 October 29, 2007

contridict

A word that was mispelled

I am going to go contridict my appeal

by DogLover1203 June 5, 2018

vaginal contribution

an effort or opinion put forth by the fairer sex

Mom: Tom, I finished washing your protein stained pj's

Tom: I appreciate the vaginal contribution mom

by Krackton January 6, 2010