contingency

an asshat who can't finish a project he started

Contingency: I'm working on this new website, it should be done next week.

Contingency: I'm working on a new design for a phone, it should be done next week.

by gues582482 December 18, 2012

contouring

A girl that doesn't know when to stop with the makeup

I'm contouring my face with this overly expensive brush

by Drinky233 August 26, 2017

Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.

Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.

by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

consumingness

another way to say it takes too much time

I hope you fail because of your non-time consumingness.

by I told you Banks June 1, 2011

contatination

when you didn’t leave enough space and your tattoos run together

Your contatination tangle is not a bad way of doing it.

by sdseww June 12, 2017

Cottingley

A small village near Bingley in the Bradford area in West Yorkshire. Famous for the Cottingley fairies and grafters.

Max Allen - "Have you ever been to Cottingley?"
Alex Turner - "Yeah I have it's brilliant."

by Tykie04 November 26, 2020