Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

bestie contract

An unwritten agreement which can be called upon in situations involving your best friend

According to the bestie contract, you have to give me half that sandwich.

by Coastiewife May 21, 2016

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 5, 2008

multi-contraptional

Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.

That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.

by Wayne Jones September 12, 2005

Contract

An unwritten, unspoken agreement between certain elements of law enforcement and other lawmen, cherchant, service providers

Yo, Patrick has a contract with the movie and TV unit, he can hook you up with some secret squirrel, cash ot!

by weaselworm May 18, 2019

Negative Contracting

A term used in Theraputic Community to describe when a person is not holding their peers accountable.

Chase was jerking off in the restroom and Matt was watching. I'm going to drop Matt in the box for negative contracting.

by TC Machine October 22, 2008