Contemporary

Modern but not modern-modern

Definition requested by YouTuber Anix

Anix: These contemporary seats look so modern but not modern-modern

by bored_ March 10, 2021

Contemporaneous

To show disrespect or contempt for; spoken usually by rednecks with their GED's.

The judge sed I wuz contemporaneous at my bond hearing and dint gimme no bail.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

contempleting

While working toward deciding upon, creating or doing something relatively specific, this is the act of doing somewhat smaller and less than totally committed actions that trend more towards active contemplation than just simply, contemplation.

While contempleting a possible trip to Mexico with her 5th ex-husband, she casually tallied up the travel costs she would expend on Expedia.com..

He was contempleting including his boss on that email he was typing up about something the guy barely understood, but decided, nah -screw him, he doesn't know shit anyway and removed him from the distro list..

by RadioVisionary February 7, 2008

contemptorary

An abrasively-outspoken critic who derisively slams the ideas/actions of another simultaneously-prominent person who's currently in the public eye.

Tronald Dump is such a blatantly-idiotic a**h**e that he has a record number of contemptorary citizens, both domestic and foreign.

by QuacksO October 23, 2018

Crontempt

A combination of the words "contempt" and "crumpet".
To show disdain or dislike towards crumpets.

Person 1: I'm going to wazz up some crumpets (Y)

Person 2: (with crontempt) Ew, thats disgusting!

Person 1: Stop being so crontemptful!

by gingerkidd(Y) June 21, 2009

CONTEMPORARY PIRATE

Urban power tribe members clustering on starislands like St. Barths

Johhny Depp is a contemporary pirate

by Max Blenheim December 12, 2010

contemplissing

The act of intense contemplation whilst taking a piss in order to make a decision.

After a good contemplissing i had decided it was an overall great idea to drink another beer.

by balt skiggins November 16, 2013