Cono move

When a person fucks up anything when there’s nothing to fuck up they can even burn water.

Fucking cono move

by Juuli October 19, 2018

Inverted Traffic Cones

Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.

A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.

B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.

by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010

anti pine cones

the best group in history

Person 1: "Man I love being smelly"
Person 2: "The anti pine cones would knock your ass out.

by skengmanjiggy December 20, 2022

The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?

by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008

coñaso

A big coño
derived from the dominican republic.

I just paid $100.00 for this sweater, coñaso!

by Paola L. March 18, 2005

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

Coño Carajo

To a person from central America it usually means, Fucken Shit! Or Fucken dammit.

Spanish: Coño carajo, se me olvido apagar los frijoles de la estufa.

English: Fucken Dammit, I forgot to turn off the beans from the stove.

by joshwua915 October 11, 2011