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conan gray

a 🅱️ighead who won’t follow me on twitter DESPITE all my tweets that show my undying love for him smh.
“hey have you listened to conan gray’s new song?” “no i unstanned that 🅱️ighead after her liked my tweet but didn’t follow me.”
by wigglewaggle123 February 10, 2019
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Conan

1. n. greatest man who has ever existed; barbarian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian
Conan swung his mighty sword.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.
by Manuel_Labor July 6, 2004
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The Clit Commander

Jason Mewes as "Jay" in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
by Anonymous July 8, 2003
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Conan

I watch Conan every night.
by Travman December 3, 2002
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conlang

Short for "constructed language". A language that does not occur by natural process and is not a normal product of a national culture, but is invented either for personal/private use, fiction (Klingon, Tolkien's Quenya), international communication (Esperanto), political reasons, or as an experiment.
Esperanto, a conlang designed for simple communication between differing language groups, especially European, has millions of speakers, though its exact number is uncertain.
by LudwigVan February 22, 2004
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command decision

Military term;
the act of arriving at a decision and acting upon it without the direction of, or orders from a higher authority. i.e. an independant course of action without the sanction of a superior.
"Corporal, who told you to toss that live round over the side? Don't you realize that this is a waste of government property and you could be charged under a violation of section 118 of the articles of war?"

"Yes sir, I felt I had three options: knowing that a round which falls on the deck is considered to be a hot round and therefore unsafe; I could have left it to roll around the deck and detonate in its own time, or I could retreive it and place it in the hopper to be fired off, thus risking the lives of the three guncrew if it detonated while still in the hopper; or I could elect to throw it overboard."

"I determined that the risk wasn't warranted and so I tossed it."

"It was a command decision sir." (underbreath "stupid asshole")
by Jim (Stoney) Burke February 14, 2006
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Please say a command

The ever so annoying and pointless feature on an LG phone that is almost destined to go off anywhere there is a group of people (during class, gatherings). Apparently it is telling you to speak a person's name so you can call them without pressing any buttons, but I don't think I have ever seen anyone use this feature.
Woman's voice: "Please say a command" *BEEP*
by ItsBeenReal April 28, 2009
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