confliction

Coined by Rachel, Christie & Gianna during Big Brother's 2005 series in Australia; used instead of the word conflict to show that you are actually really intellect.

"This week I had confliction with Dean because he has a big dong. This affects my time in the house because..."

by speakafreaka July 22, 2008

Anodyne Conflict

a killer band from new milford connecticut. with sexy guys and a chick bass player.

Holy shit! The Anodyne Conflict rocks! i want to have sex with every member of that band!

by Anthony December 10, 2003

mood conflict

When you're hanging out with a friend/loved one and you're in a certain mood, looking for certain responses and you get the wrong ones cause they're in a different mood.

Eg 1

Me: "Heyy you! Do you like my profile pic?" <i actually mean: "say i'm hot!">

My boyfriend: "Hahaha, did you mean to make that face? and whats with the dumb oversize glasses?"

Me (muttering) "bloody mood conflict"

Eg: 2
Me: "See how long my hair has grown! You likey?"

My boyfriend: "Very nice baby, are you planning to grow it longer?"

Me: "Yea! Until it reaches to below my butt."

My boyfriend: "Oh great, then you won't need toilet paper."

by Chiaroscuro9 June 17, 2009

Conflict in Nam

A surprisingly delicious Half Life modification, that no-one knows when it will be out.
Soon hopefully, because it will just own you. Yes, I mean YOU!
I want you for the navy! Woooo! the navy!

Conflict in my Pants.

by IPWNYOUKTHX February 9, 2003

Credit Card Conflict

You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.

Agent: What's your credit card number, please?

You: 1234- (pause)

Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.

You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.

by ibiwisi April 10, 2010

Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

by NillaZilla June 16, 2017

conflict weed

Marijuana imported from Mexico that helps to fuel the ongoing drug war between heavily armed cartels and government forces.

The decades-long drug war has led to thousands of deaths in the border towns between Mexico and the United States.

John is a good man who enjoys a good smoke, but he's afraid that his money will go to fund the terrible events in Juarez. That's why he only smokes locally grown herbs instead of that imported conflict weed. Think globally, smoke locally.

by sonnyvegas March 5, 2012