file a complaint

A euphamism for defecating, which is sometimes humourously regarded as a form of silent protest.

Matt arrives late to dinner.

Matt: Where's Scott?

Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.

by Cr4k April 17, 2006

complainotron

Someone who complains a lot.

"Anne was such a complainotron."

by Athenais May 25, 2006

Complainer's Paradox

While something may be terribly annoying, listening to someone complaining about that thing is always worse.

Alternatively: The only thing more annoying than (x) is someone who can't stop complaining about (x).

Andy: I hate this snow! I'd rather live in Iraq than in this terrible weather!
Bill: Shut up.
Andy: Why? You hate snow as much as I do!
Bill: Yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. Complainer's Paradox.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry.

by narthuro March 20, 2011

wayne's complaint

The sick feeling you get in your stomach after being kicked in the balls.

Dear lord man, your going to have some mad wayne's complaint after that kick in the nuts

by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

Complingo

(pronounced comp-lingo) basically means computer lingo, any terms or phrases used in computer based activities.

A) ah you see, your NAT is set to open
B) DUDE! spare me the complingo and fix it :)

by mywatchhat September 20, 2010

Complinsult

When you compliment and insult someone at the same time. Also a way to break something easy to someone.

Grace: "You're not funny, Jared, but I'll make exceptions for you."

Innocent bi-stander: "Damnnnn you were just complinsulted dude."

by Ms. Complinsulter June 13, 2013

complating

If someone is hate/complaining

"That shirt is so ugly I would never were that" then you say "quit complating about my outfit"

by Complating October 18, 2015