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Compensatory masculinity

When there’s not enough dick in your pants so you make it your personality
*engine revs*
Girl: “I bet mine is way bigger dude”
Boy: “don’t worry it’s just his compensatory masculinity showing
by Raemaehayes April 24, 2022
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competiee

Someone who competes.
I was a competiee in the cheer competition NCA.
by yeahimverysmartt December 5, 2022
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Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023
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Compensation vehicle

A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.
"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"

"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."
by Slovakchick March 2, 2023
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compungise

to forcefully shove a fruit fly off a smooth surface
you gotta compungise when fruit goes bad and bugs won’t leave it alone.
by anne.nonumis July 10, 2023
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copenis

When two or more conjoined twins are attached together at the penis.
Woah, you guys are copenis twins! Who controls the penis?
by yes it's true November 30, 2023
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compensating

when someone has a really huge pickup truck to compensate for a below average penis size
well endowed male: why the fuck is your pickup truck so big
small pp male: i'm compensating
by the_compensater July 21, 2024
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