Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.

After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

compaq screw

the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers

i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.

by [c0x0r] December 1, 2004

Sushi Coma

The feeling one has after a binge of all-you-can-eat sushi. Most cases, it's difficult to walk afterwards and one will normally fall asleep if seated/lying somewhere comfortable.

"Oh, my sushi coma is killer this time!"
"My sushi coma was so bad, I couldn't study and fell asleep instead!"

by dingodora December 7, 2012

Internet Coma

When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings.

Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.

I got online this morning to check my email and mess around on facebook for a bit. Next thing I know it's 7pm, my legs are totally numb, and I have this nasty trail of dried drool down my chin. That internet coma completely ruined my day!

by Joe Salone December 28, 2010

Food coma

Eating so much food that you feel as if you are about to pass out or fall asleep.

Last night I went to McDonalds, taco bell, KFC, and pizza hut. I ordered two big macs, three chalupas, twelve piece bucket of chicken, and a supreme pizza. After eating, I was not able to move, so I called in sick the next day and told my boss that I was suffering from a food coma.

by Gazelle462 February 6, 2015

Sad coma

When you are so sad that you cannot move

Your friend calls you a liar and you become so sad you're in a sad coma

by LStorey13 February 11, 2019

Meme Companies

An expression of joy. Very often used by the late David Bowie though he only said it once in recorded history.

Guy 1: Wow, isn't that thing epic?

Guy 2: "Meme Companies!"

Guy 1: Exactly, it is very epic.

by Imagineer June 22, 2020