commondore

a commodore is a popular car family or work vehicle made by gmh/holden, it is is so common in some parts it is called in commondore. they come in sedan and station wagon versions and different colours. as they are quite common they are quite boring. as they are large they also consume too much petrol and gas. some people in australia buy them because they are cheap, want to support an Australian made car?, believe big cars are safe, believe they need a big car to tow a caravan etc (they actually only do this about once per year). as they are so common it is easy to find parts for them which just increases their annoying commonness.

jay: where should take this cupboard to?
bob: its the white commondore to the left.

by iamalavalamp July 2, 2009

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 17, 2008

commode

A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Commowhore

1. A Vanderslut who has been classically trained in the arts of liberally drinking and having sex. Commowhores are experts in their fields. Battle-hardened and bed-ready, capable of receiving in any and all orifices. Masters of oral, vaginal, and anal sex with men, women, and themselves.

Girls arrive as Vanderdsluts, but leave as Commowhores.

1. Frat star 1: Man, that bitch is such a Vanderslut.
Frat star 2: Dude, no. She's been with all of Sigma Chi and the judges on their case--she must be a Commowhore.

by The Sut 2 guys December 9, 2008

commodouche

A person who goes to vanderbilt and is therefore a commodore. except he is a douche. aka commodouche.

That Vanderbilt guy Liam is really cool, except he kind of turned into a commodouche!

by felixcfelicis August 4, 2010

commode high-tide

An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.

Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.

by YAWA August 1, 2021

redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk

A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.

Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.

by Shane56 August 15, 2021