Covidian

Covid, Corona virus

Covidian - Of, related to, or occurring during the period of the COVID-19 Corona virus.

by AntWords April 3, 2020

Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.

Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.

by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020

Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.

Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!

by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020

Covidian

Of, related to, or occurring during the period of the COVID-19 Corona virus.

My firstborn child might be from the covidian era.

My new perspective is based on covidian thinking.

by AntWords April 3, 2020

Covidian

Someone who has had the COVID-19 virus, and survived. They have antibodies against the current COVID, and a slight immunity against the future mutations. They act as if the virus doesn't even exist, congregate together, and don't much care about the older , mask wearing folk. Some do care, and work in the medical field, but most just want to live their lives much like it was in pre COVID days. Most have an ID card, or biometrics, that prove they have anotbodies.

Jamal and the other covidians had a house party last night and kept us up until 3am. They were chanting "booomer remover" at one point. The whole thing traumatized my mom, who hasnt had the virus yet.

by eggsarehere April 15, 2020

Comodian

1. A Person Who Is Genuinely Funny, Sometimes Without Trying

2. Opposite of Comedian

"Bill, he's such a comodian"

"Joseph is so funny, he is in no way a comedian. All of his friends tell me he's a comedian

by mmrsrgrt23 October 27, 2011

Comedian'ded

(verb) The unceremonious stifling of broadcasted comedy from performers indicted by accusations of misconduct substantiated or otherwise.

Louis C.K. and Al Franken were Comedian'ded before they could even respond to their accusers.

by GoBiteMyBalls May 30, 2018