When you give another guy a handjob, thinking that's how you do a Dutch Rudder. It's a fucking common mistake.
Guy 1: Dutch Rudder! Dutch Rudder!
Guy 2: Yo! Stop touching my dick, dude!
Guy 1: Isn't this how you do a Dutch Rudder?
Guy 2: You have to move my arm when I grab my cock, you vagine!
Guy 1: So what did I do?
Guy 2: A...a Comfort Rudder!
Guy 1: Fail
Guy 2: Yo! Stop touching my dick, dude!
Guy 1: Isn't this how you do a Dutch Rudder?
Guy 2: You have to move my arm when I grab my cock, you vagine!
Guy 1: So what did I do?
Guy 2: A...a Comfort Rudder!
Guy 1: Fail
by Cumfirst October 8, 2009
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I would rather be a comfortist than a celebrity.
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A comfortablism is an action such as cuddles, hugs, and comfort based things.
A Group of people that value the aspects of cuddles and bonding over sexual intimacy
A Group of people that value the aspects of cuddles and bonding over sexual intimacy
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Get the Comfort Tree mug.A hat that's permanently worn in public by men in their 20s and 30s that are going bald, but aren't ready to show the world that they're bald.
Person 1: "I haven't seen Larry without a hat in 5 years."
Person 2: "It's his comfort hat. He's not ready to show the world that he's bald"
Person 1: "He should just go bald sometimes without a hat. Bald is beautiful."
person 2: "He should be like Jeff and just accept that he's bald. Jeff doesn't wear a comfort hat. Sometimes he wears a hat--but he also goes out in public bald and hatless."
Person 2: "It's his comfort hat. He's not ready to show the world that he's bald"
Person 1: "He should just go bald sometimes without a hat. Bald is beautiful."
person 2: "He should be like Jeff and just accept that he's bald. Jeff doesn't wear a comfort hat. Sometimes he wears a hat--but he also goes out in public bald and hatless."
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