Comedy Central

An escape from CNN, MSNBC and those really big bitch's on Good Morning America.

Comedy Central is Heaven

by TacoMann July 5, 2009

comedown

The inevitable feeling after a drug-fuelled session. Usually leads to a heavy drinking binge to lessen or take the edge of the comedown. Many people liken the feeling to their head being melted, fried, fucked or mangled.

This comedown is a fucking beast, my head is fried.

by dmcc81 October 29, 2006

romantic comedy

The most vile, insipid, sanity-destroyingly horrible genre in the history of cinema. The romantic comedy is a genre of movie, usually mainstream, that follows a fairly consistant formula: boy meets girl, silly shit happens, low-intensity comedy insues, mild disasters averted, boy and girl get married and live happily ever after, the end. This formula never changes, for if there were the slightest deviation, it would not ba a romantic comedy. This genre exists solely for the entertainment of obnoxious, highly sentimental housewives who feel that their gender must consign them to this terrible fate. For them, to be feminine is to be an obnoxious, hand-wringing milksop. This is similar to the viewpoint among men that to be masculine is to be an obnoxious, belligerent neanderthal who crushes beer cans with his forehead. Romantic comedy is cinematic anti-matter. It is the opposite of art, and can not, by nature, be creative or original in any way. Romantic comedies are as plentiful as they are unbearable, due to the consistent market for sappy, brain-dead entertainment. A watcher of romatic comedies never gets tired of the same plot, over and over and over again, and therefore can watch the same movie, with subtle variations, thousands of times over a lifetime, viewing each new clone as if it were the first.

People of average intelligence are advised avoid this genre if at all possible, as it has been known to cause severe drowsiness, ennui, brain leakage through the ears and, in rare cases, extreme homicidal rage.

DVD's of previous years' romantic comedy hits are best suited for use as a cheap and durable paving and flooring material, and are of about the right size to be used as targets for archery and riflery practice.

I re-tiled my bathroom floor with surplus copies of You've Got Mail, and at half the cost of ceramic tile!

by the birds and trees October 1, 2006

comedy central

The only network that plays Coming to America 5,00000 times a week

Damn Coming to America agian? Must be comedy central!

by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007

Chuck Comeau

Plays the drums in the band Simple Plan. Possibly the best drummer on earth.

I love it when Chuck Comeau throws a drumstick and just grabs another one and keeps playing!

by Tempest B. September 30, 2005

comedrama

A television series or movie consisting of mainly comedy with some dramatic elements.

The Office and Scrubs are comedramas.

by shizzleblue October 24, 2006

Comedy goalie

A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).

I understand that bananas can’t knock on doors! Stop being such a comedy goalie!

by Tommy Nomore May 9, 2021