When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.
My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.
My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(
My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(
by rreighe2 July 8, 2016
Get the Comcasticmug. Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.
An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.
...A.k.a The Shit.
An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.
...A.k.a The Shit.
by RealSparky0320 February 23, 2019
Get the Comcastmug. annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."
*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."
*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010
Get the comcast chavmug. A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.
by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016
Get the Comcastingmug. To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.
I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.
by mrobz September 9, 2016
Get the Comcastedmug. The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!
by TNDil444 July 15, 2024
Get the Comcasticmug. Comcast is slow as fuck
by ErikTheEliminator151 September 8, 2023
Get the Comcastmug.