Combouflage

Covering up your loss of hair by using hair from the side of your head and combing it over the bald spot on the top of your head.

Jess: Wow Norm it looks like you got a new head of hair since I last saw you.

Norm: Nah Jess, I learned to combouflage.

by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

complooter

A slow, dumb, unappealing computer or other electronic device.

Come on, load the page, you stupid complooter! Why do you have to be so SLOWWWWWW?!?!?

by ClassyQuarks November 30, 2017

Cooblo

sucking on a good ol' ice pole in the icy pole
cool, refreshing pleasure in the arctic

Landon: "I'm going to meet Santa, I hope he gives me a cooblo for chrissy"
Chad: "Bruh lets take a trip to Antarctica and I'll give you one for $200 and a box of krispies"

by coc_lover_6969 May 19, 2022

weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.

Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.

by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016

Congratulations Combo

A sentence that includes a combination of terms coined from Chris D’Elia’s Congratulations Podcast that is typically utilized in a situation where someone has been an ultimate cuda (see y’cuda definition) and are deserving of knowing so in the highest degree possible.

You can have a gender reveal party all you want!! Now, y’cuda, s’free’cunsh all day long, but turn ‘round...guh gunk. Change it. I just hit you with the congratulations combo dude.

by atruebaby November 3, 2017

kentucky combo

Drinking 2 odd things that do not go together at all

Crystal light and soy sauce. That’s all you need to know... Kentucky combo

by Airwrecka Kane December 6, 2018

bunk false combo

When something (i.e. situation or person) appears to be enjoyable from a distance. Yet, when seen up close the situation/person is whack.

"Dude, on the dance floor she was banging. But, the next morning I picked her up...and in the daylight she was a total bunk false combo."

by Motek July 29, 2005