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Roller Coaster Blown Out

The act of being able to ride roller coasters easily because you've rode so many. Very similar to how a woman, or even a gay man, can take a dick very easily after he or she's been screwed many times, or "blown out". The fear is gone, but the fun's still there!
Person 1: Dude, wanna ride the Sheikra?
Person 2: Hell no! That thing's fuckin crazy!
Person 3: Ah, stop being a bitch. You're just not roller coaster blown out yet!
by Thejefferson09 April 17, 2009
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Comcastic

An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.
We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.
by g.sus June 11, 2006
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envy on the coast

three words: best band ever.
their lyrics are intellegent and make you think and live they're amaizing.
"Hey, did you see Envy On The Coast at Warped Tour this year?"
"Yeah they're awesome!"
by ms. randompants February 1, 2008
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roller coaster tycoon

1999 amusement park simulation game. You build an amusement park and design roller coasters from the ground up. Very good sim, you have to take care of finance, guest happiness, staffing, and everything else.
I wasted away hundreds of hours of my childhood on Roller Coaster Tycoon.
by lighttripper July 6, 2010
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comcastic

A trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast.

definition 1: deceitful
definition 2: despicable
Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!

or

Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!
by crnnchls February 9, 2010
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coaster high

The feeling that you're still flying after you ride a coaster, or even after leaving the amusement park.
Similar to a rollergasm.
Person A: Dude, I just rode the Intimidator. I swear, I'm on a coaster high.
Person B: I know, man, I got that even after leaving the park.
by tragicky June 1, 2011
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comcast strategy

A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.

Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
Comcast strategy example:

To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
by me, mane July 20, 2014
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