clout collector

1. One who collects fame and currency in order to fuck your girl and get "mud" on their gucci t-shirts.

2. A person who achieves enjoyment from being the center of attention and smokes a lot of weed but on the low they don't actually enjoy it because their heart was eaten by a succubus.

"Clout collector I'm pickin' up
frontin' like i give a fuck
her boyfriend callin' she don't pick it up
we fuckin' watchin this is us
heart eaten' by a succubus
reasons why I don't fuck with this
reasons why I'm high as shit" - Freshman Jeff (Clout Collector 2021)

by Freshman Jeff January 21, 2021

Halo: The Master Chief Collection

Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.

Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy

by A Cool Kid IRL October 16, 2014

collette

The best thing since raves or the coolest chick ever known to man. Promises an awesome time

WOW, i hung-out with that chick last night she's so a Collette!

by intensityFTW July 14, 2009

Man collective

Any discourse between two or more men involving the heartfelt discussions of feelings e.g. typically conversations traditionally thought to be the domain of women involving feelings about relationships etc.

First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.

It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'

Man 1: 'I've been having some strong feelings lately and have some personal issues that I need to discuss'

Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'

by junta_dorset January 9, 2010

Collective Majority

Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.

If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.

by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

coolest

the most "cool" or the "best"

"man, that car is like the coolest thing I've ever seen!"

by Will L June 22, 2005

pubic hair collecting

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch

pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from

by viking48 February 28, 2009