spoiled for choice

To have so many good possible choices that it is difficult to make a decision.

With 51 flavors of ice-cream to choose from, you are spoiled for choice.

by Rickinboca April 24, 2014

Mann's Choice

A bowling term that refers to a first-frame 7-10 split and the bowler's subsequent decision.

"Billy got a 7-10 split."
"Dude, Mann's Choice. I bet he goes for the 10. What do you think?"
"What do I think? BEER ME!"

by Bbungus July 6, 2019

nothing left but bad choices

When you perceive that your life is fucked up beyond redemption.

"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

Hobson's choice

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).

A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

weapon of choice

A person's preferred alcoholic beverage. It will most likely be the thing they drink the most.

Cris' weapon of choice is scotch - but he's such a lightweight, one shot and he's off his head.

by uncle_cliff May 16, 2005

Dealer's Choice

A play of words based upon the card game by the same name. Used when posed with a question, with at least more than one option to choose from, and no care as to which one is chosen by said questioner. Usually used when presented with the option for various goods, but can be used for more abstract concepts as well.

Ex 1:

Bartender: what can I start you off with? We've got some good IPAs, maybe a couple of shots to start off strong or perhaps a glass of whiskey?

Patron: Tell ya what, I'm not sure, so dealer's choice. What do you recommend?

Ex 2:

Dealer: So you said you wanted $300 of product? I've got some gas on deck. Maybe you want some wax or edibles on top of an ounce?

Patron: Dealer's Choice, my man. Hook it up. Be there in ten.

Dealer: Bet.

Ex 3:

GF: You're absolutely crazy!! What you have undiagnosed mania, sociopathism or psychopathy?!

Crazy BF: Heh. Who knows? Dealer's choice there.

by Hoxhaist July 6, 2021

Coich

(koyk)(verb) to be anally penetrated by any mythical creature, including but not limited to unicorns, wizards, leprechauns, centaurs, and hippogriffs
(noun) one who is anally penetrated by any mythical creature

(verb)
-Why is Harry Potter porn in your recent searches?
- I don't know.
- Wow do your fantasies involve coiching with hippogriffs?(noun)
-Hey I heard you got raped in your dream last night!
-Absolutely not true.
-Shut up coich, yes you did!

by MR. K. J. K. April 8, 2010