by Oilmeupdaddy420 August 6, 2021
Get the Cohen Pettitmug. An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).
Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!
Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!
Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!
by m-fun February 10, 2019
Get the Cohen assurancemug. 
"Have you seen the fast and the furious? That is the best movie of all time"
"Yeah, Rob Cohen made it"
"Yeah, Rob Cohen made it"
by Angus Brooks December 21, 2008
Get the Rob Cohenmug. she da chinkiest lesbian of role-play. Dis bitch got a new girl every day like idk whats wrong w/ her!!! She finds rice in her bed when she didnt even eat any that day and omg she's so dyke. Her bffl is Lil Zitty aka Hunter Cohen aka Natdaddy. Be careful bcuz Colin mite brake ur heart. She's such a slut like get out
by lilzitty December 7, 2011
Get the Colin Cohenmug. "Steve Cohen is multi-billionaire lifelong fan in a sport that has no salary cap and only has eye on one thing"
by Eric01031 December 5, 2020
Get the Steve Cohenmug. by PokecordWeebH November 9, 2018
Get the Mr. Cohenmug.