Cohen Pettit

A god among gods. Pray to him.

Cohen Pettit will heal all of us

by Oilmeupdaddy420 August 6, 2021

Cohen’s dick

Very small about half and inch and about a centimeter wide but don’t underestimate his centimeter defeater

Cohen’s dick is very tiny

by Crockpot5679 March 11, 2022

Cohen assurance

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).

Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!

by m-fun February 10, 2019

Rob Cohen

Best Director of All time

"Have you seen the fast and the furious? That is the best movie of all time"

"Yeah, Rob Cohen made it"

by Angus Brooks December 21, 2008

Colin Cohen

she da chinkiest lesbian of role-play. Dis bitch got a new girl every day like idk whats wrong w/ her!!! She finds rice in her bed when she didnt even eat any that day and omg she's so dyke. Her bffl is Lil Zitty aka Hunter Cohen aka Natdaddy. Be careful bcuz Colin mite brake ur heart. She's such a slut like get out

wanna d8??? -luv colin cohen

by lilzitty December 7, 2011

Daniel Cohen

Someone who thinks senatate is a word and is not very bright

Girl 1: He is such a Daniel Cohen

Girl 2: Yea why does he think senatate is a word

by avnere January 31, 2018

Mr. Cohen

IIIIIIIIIIT'S SKILL CHECK TIME!!

Mr. Cohen gave the children a skill check.

by PokecordWeebH November 9, 2018