Coffee
A beacon of light and hope for tired college students all around the world; from the early riser to the all-nighter.
Coffee by photogopher March 24, 2012
Coffee
Every college students necessity. The addictive drug that makes you stay alert when there is no earthly reason you should still be awake. It achieves this by tricking the brain into thinking that you have had a good night's sleep. Many generations have used this drug to get through exams, tests, and boring meetings.
John: What time did you go to sleep last night? You looking glowing.
Sally: Man, I didn't. I just took coffee.
John: Whoa, dude!
Sally: Man, I didn't. I just took coffee.
John: Whoa, dude!
Coffee
The nectar of the gods. Sacred in its ability to awaken and revive the senses in order to stay productive at work or school. A favorite among college students, teachers, and the general population of America.
Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.
Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.
Don't mess with Mama Bear until she's had at least 2 cups of coffee... She'll bite your head off.
Dude, leave the teacher alone! She's only had 1 cup of coffee today!
Gotta study. For this exam. Where's my coffee???
4 hours later: Can't sleep. Too much coffee.
Dude, leave the teacher alone! She's only had 1 cup of coffee today!
Gotta study. For this exam. Where's my coffee???
4 hours later: Can't sleep. Too much coffee.
Coffee by Catherine M. Dallon August 5, 2011