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Cockwomble

Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.

Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.

There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".

So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.
"Why does he go by car to take his dog for a walk?"

"He's a cockwomble."
by A handle not already used March 6, 2021
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Cockwomble

Used mainly as an insult towards men. Cockwombles are useless fuckwits that do not know what they are doing and stand around while watching others do work.
Hey you cockwomble! Get over here and help!”
by daddysims887 March 9, 2021
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Cockmongler

One who (Mainly men who have been allowed) takes the penis and rubs along his body however far it may reach. Once done with that first step, sucks it.
Hey did you hear? Joe is a cockmongler now...just hang a left behind caddy's and he's right there. He's great.
by Nick Tha 1 N Only February 4, 2009
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cockwomble

When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.
"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"
by womblers February 10, 2014
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A cockmongler is one of those people who just love a nice big dick shoved up their tushy like nobody's business.
Derek is a huge, flaming cockmongler.
by Jimmie June 18, 2006
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Cockwomble

Pedo Joe and everyone still supporting him are all cockwombles.
by Wyld Will August 16, 2022
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Cockwomble

What are you doing with your life? Get off urban dictionary and go outside. Stop wasting your life and do something with it. If not you might become a cockwomble.
Person 1: Shut up
Person 2: Give your head a wobble you stupid cockwomble
by UnknownKid5 August 3, 2020
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