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Cockwomble

Used mainly as an insult towards men. Cockwombles are useless fuckwits that do not know what they are doing and stand around while watching others do work.
Hey you cockwomble! Get over here and help!”
by daddysims887 March 9, 2021
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Cockwaffle

what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.

Or,

Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.

Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.

Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"

"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
by Prof. PILF October 13, 2009
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Cockwarmer

daddys cute little bratty blond with black cat ears and thigh highs
u r an amazing cockwarmer girl!
by Hehedaddy December 6, 2021
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cockwarmer

item for nerdz to use ;)
by cracker jack April 26, 2003
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cockwomble

When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.
"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"
by womblers February 10, 2014
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Cockfartle

When you have a cock in your ass and you fart.
Girl1: I had anal with my bf but I cockfartled and he beat me...
Girl2: Ouch...
by (c)Callum&Aiden November 24, 2010
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Cockwomble

Pedo Joe and everyone still supporting him are all cockwombles.
by Wyld Will August 16, 2022
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