Cockussion

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.

She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.

by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009

cockduster

a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache

"have you seen the cockduster that newspaper boy has been sporting recently?"

by chris wal January 11, 2008

cocks breath

when someones breath smells of cocks

''hey man i just came back from a medieval joust and the guy sitting next to me, boy he sure had cocks breath

by Max Lawless January 19, 2008

cocksack

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.

When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.

by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011

cockass

1.) term of disparragement. an insult. essentially derived from calling someone a cock and an asshole. Therefore, cockass.
(note: created by Jack Black of Tenacious D on the track "Inward Singing." He creates during a tirade against KG. )

Dude, I slept with your mom. I'm sorry.

You're a fucking cockass.

by RodrigoT April 16, 2007

Cocks-a-dangle

The art of standing fully naked with your cock hanging down. About to have sex, swinging.

Julia was sitting naked in the middle of the gymnasium sorunded by the entire basketball team, cocks-a-dangle. Things were about to heat up.

by The Maxwell. October 2, 2009

cockaschmozles

cockaschmozels is an adjective describing something that is so totally insanely and 100% awesome (aka severely rocking some sox). It can also be used as an exclamation of intense excitement, surprise and/or happiness.

example one-
liana: HOLY COCKASCHMOZELS!
jasper: wat?
liana: u totally rock sox dude
example two-
mo: check out that awesome thingymigigy!
kang: cockaschmozles that's funky!

by totally awesome person xoxo March 25, 2009