cocktangular

adj. something in the shape of, or resembling, a penis.

The island of Manhattan, Florida, and a beer bottle are all cocktangular.

by Joe Neely December 28, 2005

Cocktension

-noun
1. The tension one experiences before receiving a two eyed dose of cock.

2. What the world is held together by, but also torn apart by.

The cocktension was palpable and unfortunately, you cannot cut cocktension with a knife.

by Harry Herring March 26, 2009

cocktop

The origin of this word is derived from "laptop". An unassuming word that gained popularity through numerous web based porn sites, FB chat and other mindless sites that promote hard don behind a keyboard and a deviant imagination. Can cause complete annihilation of a laptop due to unexpected meatpole bursts that can thrust the users’ laptop inexplicably across the room.

“was online last night and that cumdumpster caused spontaneous "cocktop", blew Grannys’ piehole up like a queer in boystown”

by proguide December 1, 2009

cocktangle

Group sex in which the many/most of the participants are male, to the point that it's difficult or impossible to find a position without two or more cocks touching.

Dave: how was that orgy the other night?
Bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks -- a regular cocktangle.

by mmcg1 April 7, 2011

Cockdongle

1. A descriptive word used to vent an ill opinion of someone or something

2. A word used when attempting to express a sudden sharp pain such a stubbing one's toe.

3. Can also be combined with other curses for example; Twatdongle or maybe even shitdongle.

1. Danny is a right cockdongle!

2. *stubbs toe on doorframe* COCKDONGLE!!

by RossRame April 22, 2017

cokton

A mentally retarded pile of autism that slowly roams around his home while being bitch slapped by snap peas

HOLY SHIT ITS COKTON

by LOGONO August 16, 2017

Cocktoss

Someone who is completely devoid of any and all common decency, or manners, and doesn't acknowledge any wrong doing on their part.

Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.

Did you see that? That cocktoss just ran a red light and almost hit me!

by FBC82 April 16, 2019