cockbitch

Ladies who love the cock

I didnt bring this up for air, cockbitch.

by Marty Rapeka February 4, 2003

cocktion

Cock action. Jacking-off, getting head, handjob, or sex.

What happened when you disappeared last night?
I got some serious cocktion from the hottest chick ever!

by 88kaper January 5, 2011

cockpit

The skin below your dick and above your balls.

Yo, that skank tazed my cockpit

by fatty snap bronco September 6, 2009

Cockbite Salad

1.An exclamation, used when something adverse to what you want happens.

2. A salad of venus fly traps

*Bill gets a 50 on a test he thought he got a 100 on*
Bill: Cockbite Salad!

by Poop out of my butt June 16, 2010

Cocketition

When 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. The winner is said to be the cockchampion

"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"

by The maddog October 7, 2008

cockti

The process of finding a phallic looking cactus out in the desert and straddling said cactus to make it appear to be coming out of one’s pants/shorts. Having a friend who appreciates this 7th grade humor and is willing to document such actions in a photograph only enhances the act and preserves it ingenious for others to appreciate later.

I found a beautifully curved cockti on our hike. Luckily Kuch was there to capture it in its full glory.

by SirTransfer March 16, 2009

cockting

Similar to texting or sexting, cockting is the act of sending a picture of your penis over text message. This practice was popularized by Brett Favre in 2010.

I can't believe someone with such a small penis would be cockting that girl! Is he trying to turn her off?

When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.

by LeastInterestingManInTheWorld October 9, 2010