cockster

cock-ster
–noun
1. a male ranging from the age of 18 to 34 who is sexually attracted to much older women.
2. a young man who 'looks' for cougars, or nougars.
3. opposite of cougar for the male species.
4. Informal. a desperate male.

(Setting: at a local bar or club)
Jeff: Look at that girl!
Ruben: Who, the cougar?
Jeff: She's banging.
Ruben: She's like 50!
Jeff: I'd fu**er.
Ruben: You cockster!

by Rubenusf October 29, 2008

cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 2, 2003

cocksta

Term of abuse used for someone who has aspirations to greatness and is worthy of abuse. Often more widely used in a general sense.

Get out of your swivel office chair and make your own tea, you cocksta!

Nah bud, I can't be fucked talking to that cocksta.

by Dai Knight August 17, 2003

jolly cockstain

Someone that is blissfully unaware of how miserably pathetic they truly are.

John Howard is a jolly cockstain. Ignorance is bliss.

by Kiwi Sam April 2, 2008

cockatarian

One who has vast knowledge of the cock.

That Suzie is quite the cockatarian. Fred looks like a cockatarian with those pants on.

by steevv June 11, 2006

Cocktart

To recieve oral sex with poptart filling covering ones penis.

Dude, my girlfriend just asked if she could give me a cocktart again, I swear she likes the flavor more than she likes me...

by Team Anchorage August 31, 2010

cockstruck

a girl's preoccupation with sex after she has had sex with someone who is really good

the feeling you get after you have seen a really huge cock

Girl 1: OMG! I can't stop thinking about Marcus. He fucked me so good last night!
Girl 2: Damn girl! You are totally cockstruck!

Lady 1: Holy shit! Halen's cock is huge! He showed it to me last night and I almost fainted.
Lady 2: Sounds like you were cockstruck.

by KGB1979 November 7, 2012