by Beezie4Sheezie December 7, 2009
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Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack
by noise and kisses. July 1, 2005
Get the cocksmack mug.The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.
Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!
by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009
Get the cockstand mug.A word used to describe anyone who is far beyond the "douche bag" status. A person who slithers & lives in anothers underwear. A total brown noser.
by idrum6969 January 21, 2009
Get the Cocksnake mug.the act of being struck with ones back hand in the lower testicular region...that leaves a heavy pain in the lower abdimon.
by pillihp draw March 9, 2005
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