cuckpit

noun- the chair in a hotel room facing the bed.

The cuckpit is a great place to watch your wife having sex with someone else.

by Unchangeable Bird January 3, 2020

Cockitis

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

cocksit

having your friend, female or male watch your boyfriend, husband, date, ect., while you are away, on a vacation, in the bathroom, getting a drink at the bar ect., to make sure he's not getting into trouble.

there's a long line at the bathroom, can you cocksit my boyfriend?

i'm cocksitting my friends husband this weekend.

by alicat81 April 20, 2009

cockpot

Leaving the dick in the vagina continually for the full four hours of an erection achieved through viagra much like cooking in a crockpot.

The man popped a viagra and then cockpotted his girlfriend for a full afternoon.

by adjdleon December 16, 2014

Cockpirate

some mug (male) that loves cocks

your a cockpirate

by leeseephh August 6, 2008

cocksitter

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.

Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cockmite

When a male termite mates with a female cockroach, the female will then hatch eggs which are a hybrid of the two insect species. One part cockroach and one part termite. They are known to feed on both timber and garbage, making them a big pest problem.
This insect is called a cockmite.

“Hey Geoff check out that cockmite, it’s a big one!”

by M8y1995 December 19, 2018