cockmaster

one who knows the ways of the sacred 'cock' to which all men are blessed unless u have the chinese curse then u are deifnitely on gods shit list and will never ever get laid. also one who is of the being of tony the tonester or harold the fuck in the ass or hal the queer master of anal sex with multiple men at the same time. a cockmaster is like eerie lemon juice pouring out of a reindeer's nutsack at 10:41 east coast standard time.

i HAVE BIG TITTIES, YES FLAPPY I HAVE BIG BAZOONS!!! I GUESS IM GONNA GET ANAL SEXED UP TONY TONESTER O SHIT PISS FUCK I BETTER RUN TO SAVE MY NOOOTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

by PENISgroper6969696969 January 10, 2005

cockranger

A cockranger is a someone or something that shoots giant dildos with his magic bow of gayness,usually while playing the game known as dungeons and dragons.

rob:sweet!i just rolled a 29.what happens?
elf:you destroy the magic dragon with your magic bow you cockranging son of a bitch.
rob:um cool....I think.
elf:you silly cockranger.

by Earl(The Snake)White July 29, 2008

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008

cockmaster

A shorty who can get down at an afterparty by giving service to all the niggas.

She's a cockmaster, and she can toss a mean salad.

by Bushmaster August 10, 2004

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011

cockmaster

To master the ways and styles of the human cock.

"He rubbed his cock so hard he was refeered to as the almighty Cockmaster"

by Michael Alvis May 13, 2005

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003