cobra commander 

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"

After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander

cobra commander by TinoFett June 11, 2006

cobra piss 

A term for the distasteful but inexpensive beer "king cobra".

All I have is $1.50, let's go get some cobra piss.

cobra piss by russiangopher September 27, 2006

Cobra Ceye

Whilst your girlfriend is noshing you off, your nob rears up and shoots ejaculate in her eye

"Damn it Dave, you just got Cum in my eye"
"Sorry darling, my Dick got a bit excited and delivered you a Cobra Ceye"

Cobra Ceye by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Cobra Slide 

Often times the fastest way to get somewhere, even if it is the most dangerous.

The chance of fatally crashing a car on the interstate is about 1/10,000, but taking the cobra slide unprepared is a sure death sentence.

Cobra Slide by Father of Time May 6, 2021

Cobra way 

being a puta pendejo

Alf was really doing things the cobra way when he stole my drugs.

Cobra way by Coleman Middle School February 4, 2022

Cobra Starship 

A band that used to be pretty awesome but sold out super fast.

13 Year Old: I LOVE COBRA STARSTRUCK!!!!!

Me:...Cobra Starship.

Cobra Starship by alsdfj;lasfdd July 8, 2011

Cobra Condoms 

Cobra Condoms - "Slippery-Studded" latex condoms for the penis.

Hercules gently laid Venus down among the billowy clouds and moved to join her. Sensually she reached under her pillow and pulled out a box Cobra Condoms. Hercules asks, "what's this?" Venus smiles seductively and replied, "I picked up a box of Cobra Condoms because the other condoms were too small for you Hercy boo."

Cobra Condoms by Marcus Rogan March 31, 2006