Cluster fuck

An orgy of the coronavirus man.

Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Cluster-bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.

He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally cluster-bliffed the whole project.

by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009

cluster monkey

When something is so screwed up and confusing that it has gone past the point of a cluster fuck and is worse than two monkeys humping a football.

This job has turned into a giant cluster monkey.

by driprd62 June 30, 2007

cluster ring

A ring made up of many little stones that are fused into some huge shiny "exploding" shape, such as a star, a heart, a circle'diamond/square/, and even a (yuck! how mainstream!) flower. The cooler shapes are now worn by some very "on-the-edge" punk rockers/indie people/freaks.

I bought a multicolored glass cluster ring in the form of a green and red diamond.

by marla x0 April 9, 2005

cluster fuck

A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.

Iraq, No Child Left Behind, and so on.
See also walking cluster fuck

by jesster79 February 9, 2005

cluster fuck

a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)

Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011

Cluster Fuck

A drinking game where you get FUCKED UP.

You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.

by Jamie Monks August 20, 2007