Mister Clunge

"Mister Clunge" - an old fashioned snooker term

He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate

by Anthony Sparkes July 2, 2016

clunge junkie

sombody addicted to sex, (e.g a nymphomaniac)

blud you heard about mandeep? he banged 3 gash on friday,he is a clunge junkie innit!!

by dan n dan June 10, 2009

Clunge Lunge

To reach forwards towards a Clunge, and cup your hand over it. Pref. with (or possibly without) the recipients permission or prior warning.

"She'd just got out the shower, and I couldn't help but do a little Clunge Lunge in front of her"

by Justsomeloserwithtoomuchtime April 2, 2010

clunge trumpet

When a lady expels air from her clunge hole with force

when i was supermannig that ho she let out a clunge trumpet.

by clunge king April 26, 2009

Clunge Catcher

A clunge catcher is a tool used to catch clunge. The tool can consist of anything that the user may want to use to catch the clunge. Nets, tranquilisers and bear traps are popular among most men. Clunge catching is illegal in most developed countries.

"Hey bro, im off to catch some clunge with my clunge catcher, can I take your net and this bronzed up ripped bloke?"

by PalMatt July 30, 2009

Clunge smuggler

A lesbian who dresses like a man to make herself look like she has a wanger and not a clunge.

Man1: look at that bird over there dressed like a bloke

Man2: Oh yeah...fucking clunge smuggler.

by clunge king April 28, 2009

Clunge Collecting

Where you proceed to go out in search for clunge. Your one and only aim is for clunge. This is called clunge collecting, you will do anything to get that clunge (girl/vagina).

Crystal: oh no its the minge mauraders ... i dont know how they've found us but they have... run! ... run!

Michelle: I hate those clunge collecting bastards. Darn them to heck.

Crystal: we betta get outta here before they collect our clunge.

Michelle: Thank god they didnt see us... but i knew that clunge collector... he does anything to get clunge nowadays ... i pretty sure they call him Wes around these parts.

by moleskinator August 24, 2009