retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

clump of cells

Terminology used by liberals to avoid accountability for killing their own kids.

Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!

Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!

by TheHeintz April 29, 2024

Clump Cheated

A historical event of monumental impact where someone notably influential and well-known within a community breaks the rules in a humorous fashion.

Clump Cheated! (insert person's name here) disgraced!

by DarkspiderM8 June 1, 2022

Suction Clump

When you are doing anal fisting and you try to pull out your fist out so violently that your hand gets ripped off.

Eh I'm not a fan of fisting, suction clumps are too common. mexican lawn mowers are way hotter anyways.

by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019

clump clump

A game played with a partner where one opens a partners rectal cavity and fills it full of dirt.

Harrison asked Sergey “want to dig up some dirt so we can play clump clump later”

by PEN-NAME_ August 15, 2024

Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.

Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.

by MaggNumb October 21, 2022

clumping

Going out on the pull, and scoring the ugliest hag.

fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this

by micoole October 12, 2017